Kevin Sysyn – Mr. Kevin’s Happy Hour In Pattaya

Kevin Sysyn
  1. Baht Bus Boogie (3:13)
  2. Mammasan (4:03)
  3. Ring The Bell (3:16)
  4. Lost Love (3:57)
  5. Cheap Charlie (3:18)
  6. Johnnie Jack And Jim (3:08)
  7. Mates (3:15)
  8. Walking Street Blues (3:31)
  9. Coconut Agogo (3:34)
  10. Happy Hour In Pattaya (2:47)

Because It’s Always Happy Hour In Pattaya!

Mr Kevin’s Happy Hour In Pattaya

Baht Bus Boogie

I Was Headed Into Town
So I Flagged A Baht Bus Down
I Stepped Aboard And There She Sat
Yeah It Happened, Quick As That
She Said Hello Handsome, Where You Go?
Lookin For A Lady Like You……And So
We Did

The Baht Bus Boogie,The Baht Bus Boogie
The Baht Bus Boogie,The Baht Bus Boogie
We…Did The Baht Bus Boogie, All Night Long

Come On Sit By My Side
I Wanna Take You For A Ride
If Theres Traffic, That’s Just Fine
Relax We’ll Take Our Time
Better Get On That Cell-Phone
Tell Your Mama You Aint Comin Home…We’ll Do

Don’t Know Where I’m Goin’
Don’t Know Where I’ve Been
Don’t Know Where I’m Stayin’
Don’t Know Where I Am

Since That Night We’ve Been Together
Through Song-Krahng And Stormy Weather
Ahhhh That Was Years Ago.
But Every Now And Then You Know
We Put On Our Dancing Shoes
And Step Out In The Road..And Do

Ring The Bell

Its Their Holiday In Pattaya
Your Mates Have Just Hit Town
So You Take ‘Em To A Lady Bar
Showing Them Around
It Only Takes A Moment`
And They’re Under Thailand’s Spell
You Hear Somebody Yell, Ring The Bell

Ring The Bell, That’s The Pattaya Love Song
Ring The Bell, Anyone Can Sing Along
Ring The Bell, There’s A Party Going On
What The Hell, Ring The Bell

In Minutes Every Handsome Man
Has Got A Pretty Girl
There’s Romance In The Air
They’re In Another World
One More For The Road
Before You Go To Your Hotel
What The Hell Ring The Bell!

Ring The Bell, That’s The Pattaya Love Call
Ring The Bell, Everybody Have A Happy Ball
Ring The Bell, Its Only Money After All
What The Hell, Ring The Bell

Its 3 Am You’re Drunk Again
All Your Friends Went Home
There’s Truly Nothing Sadder
Than A Man Who Drinks Alone
So You Buy Yourself Another Beer
And Thank The Lord That You’re Still Here
Oh Well…… Ring The Bell

Mamasan

I Never Believed In Love At First Sight
Until I Walked Down Soi Six That Night
She Said Where You Go
Come Inside Have One More Beer
Many Lovely Girls,
Can Take Care Of You Right Here

She Says You Look Handsome Man
We Seemed The Perfect Fit
Cause Standing Next To Her
I Looked Just Like Brad Pitt
My Head Was Spinning Round,
My Heart Beat Like A Drum
Before I Knew What Happened,
I Fell In Love With The

Mamsan, I’m In Love With The Mamasan
Mamsan, I’m In Love With The Mamasan
And The Mamasan’s In Love With Me

She’s Way Past Her Prime Of That There Is No Doubt
Don’t Worry ‘Bout Other Guys When We Go Out
She’s Had Three Husbands And Two Families
Says She’s Know A 1000 Men But Never One Like Me

She’s My
Mamsan, I’m In Love With My Mamasan
Mamsan, I’m In Love With My Mamasan
And My Mamasan’s In Love With Me

I Liked Older Women Back When I Was Seventeen
She Reminds Me Of My Mother If You Know What I Mean
I Know She’s Got Wrinkles I Like The Twinkles In Her Eyes
And She Loves Me Even Bigger Than Three Girls Half Her Size

Love Lost

I Saw Her When I First Came To Pattaya Town
She Was The Most Beautiful One Around
I Knew That I Must Make Her Mine
Or She’d Ride Off With Some Other Guy

Unlike All The Tales I’d Been Told
She Never Asked Me For Money Or Gold
She Never Got Angry Or Lied
Never Got Hungry Or Cried

Then One Night, I’m Not Certain Where
I Came Back For Her, She Wasn’t There
I Knew That Something Was Terribly Wrong
Does Anyone Know Where My Motorbike’s Gone

She’s Only A Hundred Cc, Her Name Is My Suzuki
She’s Not A Honda, Or A Yamaha
But She’s #1 In All Pattaya

I’d Fill Her Tank And The Road Would Be Ours
I Was A Free Man For Once In My Life
She Never Got Tired And I Rode Her For Hours
If She Was A Woman I’d Make Her My Wife

I Really Don’t Know Where To Start
I Just Can’t Recall Where I Parked
Too Much Sang Som, Too Much Singha Beer
I’ve Got A Headache And She’s Not Here

So I Took A Baht Bus For Home
Never Really Felt Quite So Alone
When I Awoke, It Was No Dream As I Hoped
Does Anyone Know Where My Motorbike’s Gone?

She’s Only A Hundred Cc, Her Name Is My Suzuki
If You See Her Around, In Pattaya Town
Please Bring Her Home To Me

Cheap Charlie

Hey!…Cheap Charlie,!

He Can Hear The Bell, From A Mile Away
He’s Certain To Drop By, On Your Birthday
Looking For Balloons, In The Afternoons

Hasn’t Paid A Bar Since 2003
Or The Hundred Cash, That He Bummed Off Me
I Think The Girl He’s Got, Is Worth The Eighty Baht.

I Said Hey! Cheap Charlie
Outside The Family Mart
Drinking Beer Chang Yai,
Forty-Seven Baht

I Said Hey! Cheap Charlie
Stumblin’ Down The Soi
Looking For A Bargain
With A Lonely Lady-Boy

Said He’s Got A Room 300 Baht A Week
But He Gonna Move, To A Place That’s Really Cheap
Eatin’ Kow Mun Gai, Sayin’ Mai Bpen Rai

He’s Only Got One Shirt, Near As I Can Tell
Won’t Buy A Bar Of Soap, Judging By The Smell
He’s Got A Million Jokes, While He Steals Your Smokes

I Said Hey!…Cheap Charlie,
Never Bought A Round
But When That Bell’s A Ringin’
He Sure Can Drink ‘Em Down

I Said Hey! Cheap Charlie
Cutting Corners All The Way
Living Like A Millionaire
On Two Hundred Baht A Day

Johnnie, Jack And Jim

Noy Told Me She Was Leaving
I Didn’t Say A Thing
She Took My Atm Card
And Asked Me For My Pin
Didn’t Know She Had A “Brother”
She’s Going To Stay With Him
Now My Only Company Is Johnnie, Jack And Jim

Johnnie, Jack & Jim They’re Always Here With Me
Playing Guitar And Singing In Perfect Harmony
My Glass Is Never Empty; They Fill It To The Brim
I Am Never Lonely With Johnnie, Jack And Jim

Now I Don’t Miss Her Som-Tam
Or The Way She Comforts Me
Eat Candy Bars For Supper,
Watch Home-Made DVDs
Up All Night A-Drinking
Goin’ To Bed At Dawn
Johnnie, Jack And Jim Are Here
Until The Whiskey’s Gone

Noy Called Me Up Today To Say
Hello Noy Come Home
I Reckon She Just Figured
I Was Sitting Here All Alone
I Told Her ‘Bout My New Friends
And If She Wanted In
She’d Have To Share Her Lovin’
With Johnnie, Jack And Jim

Mates

You Bought Enough Buffalo
To Start Your Own Farm
You’re Growin’ Rice And Coconuts
All Around Issan

You Got Money And Women
All Over This Place
But You Got Nothing
If You Don’t Have Your Mates

You Gotta Have Your Mates
To Help You Drink All This Beer
You Gotta Have Your Mates
For A Laugh And A Cheer
What Good’s A Hole-In-One
If You’re Playing All Alone?
No, You Ain’t Got Nothing
You Gotta Have Your Mates

Built A House For The Family
Gave ‘Em A Motorbike Too
But When She Says We
She’s Not Talking ‘Bout You

You May As Well Have Skis
Or A Pair Of Ice-Skates
‘Cause Here You Got Nothing
If You Don’t Have Your Mates

Walking Street Blues

I’m Walkin’ Walkin’ Down Walkin’ Street
I’m Walkin’ Walkin’ Down Walkin’ Street
I Can Be Your Long-Time Man
But I Got A Lot Short-Time Girls To Meet

Went To See My Lady At Work
Didn’t Find Her Anywhere
Oy Go Home Today…. They Say
But I Just Came From There….Now

I’m Walkin’ Walkin’ Down Walkin’ Street
I’m Can Be Your Long-Time Man
But I Got A Lot Short-Time Girls To Meet

The Very Next Day
You Know What They Said?
Oy Is Sick Today
Why Ain’t She Home In Bed

The Third Day I Went Back
Wonderin’ Where Could She Be
Oy Day Off Today
That’s The Day She Spends With Me…So

My Story May Be Sad
But Here’s The Good News
Pattaya In Thailand
What A Place To Have The Blues..Thats Why

I’m Walkin’ Walkin’ Down Walkin’ Street
I’m Walkin’ Walkin’ Down Walkin’ Street
I Can Be Your Long-Time Man
But I Got A Lot Short-Time Girls To Meet

Coconut A Go-Go

Out On The Beach, Underneath The Palms
You Can Find Every Kind Of Charm
There’s Lots Of Ladies And The Beer Is Cheap
Seven/Eleven’s Right Across The Street
Whoa-Oh-Oh… Coconut Agogo
Whoa…Oh’oh’…Coconut Agogo

I Met A Girl There, Or So I Thought
Turned Out A She, She Was Not
Taller Than Me , Smooth Baritone
You’d A Thought I Should Have Known
Whoa-Oh …Oh-Oh Coconut Agogo
Ohoh…Oh’oh’ Coconut Agogo

I’d Give Her Money
But My Wallet’s Gone
I’d Call To Thank Her
But She Took My Phone
Still If I Saw Her I’d Get On My Knees
Just Beggin Her To Give Me Back My Keys

Sometimes It Takes Somebody Else
To Help You Find Yourself
Goes To Show, You Never Know
Which Way The Wind Might Blow
Whoa Oh-Oh … Coconut Agogo
Ohoh…Oh’oh’ Coconut Agogo

Don’t Be Afraid To Go
To Coconut Agogo
Might Find Your Heart And Soul
At Coconut A Gogo

Happy Hour In Pattaya

At Times It’s Happy Hr In Ireland Melbourne And Spain
Happy Hr In New York Casablanca And Ukraine
They’ve Happy Hour In Brussels, Moscow & Shang-Hai
Happy Hour In Wellington Hong Kong & Mumbai

But Its Always Happy Hour In Pattaya…. Sante’
Its Always Happy Hour In Pattaya………..Wen Lie
No Matter Where You’re From ………………. Salud
No Matter Where You Are…………………… Proosit
It’s Always Happy Hour In Pattaya

Got Happy Hour Johannesburg, Cuba And Taipei
Happy Hour In London, Stockholm And L.A.
There’s Happy Hour In Rio Bermuda And Oslo
Happy Hour In Munich Dubai And Tokyo,

But Its Always Happy Hr In Pattaya…. Slawn-Ja
Its Always Happy Hour In Pattaya… Za Vashe Zdorovye
No Matter Where You’re From…. ……Skoll
No Matter Where You Are………………Kam-Pie
It’s Always Happy Hour In Pattaya

It’s Always Happy Hour In Pattaya….Bottoms Up
It’s Always Happy Hour In Pattaya….Down The Hatch
But No Matter Where You’re From…..Here Here!
No Matter Where You Are……………….Cheers Mate
It’s Always Happy Hour In Pattaya

Its Always Happy Hour In Pattaya…Pattaya
Its Always Happy Hour In Pattaya…Pattaya
No Matter Where You’re From…. Here Here
No Matter Where You Are…………Cheers Mate
Its Always Happy Hour In Pattaya … Good Luck
Its Always Happy Hour In Pattaya … Choke Dee Krrap
Its Always Happy Hour In Pattaya…..Chai Yo!

  • Khun Kevin : Guitar & Vocals
  • Khun Nut: Female Vocals
  • Khun Pookpick: Violin
  • Khun Sin: Saxophone, Flute & Tin Whistle
  • Khun Yai: Piano & Strings
  • Khun Ron: Lap Steel Guitar
  • Khun Chris: Irish Banjo & Cheers
  • Khun Mike: Harmonica
  • Khun Baz: Tambourine, Wicker Chair & Kazoo
  • Executive Producer: Khun Tom
  • Producer: Khun Ben
  • Arrangements, Engineering & Producer: Khun Barry

Mr. Kevin’s Happy Hour In Pattaya – Copyright 2011 Koolmuse Productions All Rights Reserved – All Songs Music & Lyrics Copyright 2011 Sysyn/Greco

Raise your glass and kiss your troubles goodbye as you join Mr. Kevin for Happy Hour in Pattaya!
Celebrate all of Pattaya’s renowned nightlife in song with instant classics like “Mammasan” “Ring The Bell” and “Coconut A-GoGo”!
Pour yourself the finest with Mr. Kevin’s Happy Hour in Pattaya and enjoy the pleasant company!
Chok Dee Krahp!

Mr Kevin, Pattaya’s best known farang entertainer brings to song the humorous side of Pattaya’s nightlife, people and places. Don’t be surprised if you recognize some characters you know and maybe see a little bit of yourself too. So have a laugh and a cheer and feel free to sing along because it’s always happy hour in Pattaya!
Chok-dee-krap!

Cartooon Mike Braid

 

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